Top 10 Dad jokes

Gemma Reed

There are lots of things that come to mind when we think about Dads, and of course everyone's Dad is different.

Perhaps you immediately think of their protective nature, ability to fix almost anything, amazing cooking skills or their crazy love for sport...

Here at a Town Called Home there is one thing that seems to be pretty high up most of our friends' lists when we think about our Dads...and that's their terrible jokes! We even have some products dedicated to this...

For a bit of fun, we've done a bit of research to come up with the best (worst) 'Dad jokes' - you may even want to treat them to one in their  Father's Day Card

1.  Last night my wife and I watched two films back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

2. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

3. What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!

4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

5. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!

6. What do you call a fish with no eye? A Fsh

7. What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One you’ll see later, the other you’ll see in a while.

8. What’s the number 1 cause of divorce? Marriage!

9.  A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.

10. Have you heard the joke about the butter? I better not tell you, it might spread!


How many of our top 10 have you heard your Dad say? Perhaps you’ve even told one or two yourself and been on the receiving end of the unimpressed groans.

Have any more? Please let us know in the comments 😊


Don't forget, we have a range of Father's Day cards, mugs and prints available to help make this Fathers Day super special. 

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  • Sam on

    Too familiar! 😅

  • Laura on

    Definitely heard my Dad say a couple of these before 😂

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